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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Things to do before 2027... finally has enuf to publish :)




Started this list a while ago....hence some of these have been accomplished...
1. Date a indecently decent chap whoz not an asshole. (TRUST ME aint as easy as it sounds... for the men, can invert the gender as well..i understand.)
2. buy a house.
3. buy a car.
4. Get a pet.
5. See the whole of India.
6. Go to 5 new places out of India
7. Be somebodys miracle.*
8. Find my own miracle.
9. go Scuba diving.
10. get my ab cuts back (sniff sniff)
11. sing at a karaoke bar
12. go to a gay bar
13. get drunk.*
14. see the Kohinoor diamond n bitch about how i paid a foreign country to see whats ours.
15. catch a snowflake on my tongue
16. learn to speak spanish... or atleast sound like i can ;)
17. make a chinese friend, talk to him/her in konkani n convince them its an ancient Chinese dialect. (which it is...shhhhh)
18. do something no woman has ever done before.*
19. go fishing and actally catch something. *
20. eat something i wud never eat... then pray the damn thing doesn come alive in my tummy.
21. write my book.... and publish it.
22. touch an ostrich.*
23. fly (without an aeroplane...or weed :P)*
24. live my chocolate fantasy ;)
25. live someone elses fantasy ;) ;)
26. learn to roller blade.
27. have a moment in the middle of the ocean with no land in sight.
28. spend a day in a tree house
29. bump into God*
30. witness birth*
31. go boing boing in a biiiig trampoline
32. own a funky wig
33. hold an eagle.
34. shoot a gun... a real one.
35. learn 5 magic tricks.
36. solve a mystery.
37. find treasure.
38. see a real live humming bird.
39. hug a bear.
40. make a snow angel.*



shall be continued...

13 comments:

Vimal said...

"do something no woman has ever done before?" I have a lot of ideas...

hug a bear? really?

Messy Miracle said...

hehe keep guessin ;)

n yeah... im not talkin Grizzly (altho wud luv to) :P i gotta reach 40 atleast na?
BTW ones with * r the accomplished ones :D so that 'thing' has already been done :D

Vimal said...

what have u done that no woman has ever done before? watched an entire motoGP race from start to finish? including the press conference?

uve gone fishing and actally caught something? like what, a cold?

Messy Miracle said...

no! :D well ive seen it once with my friend n even though i dunno whoz who, it wasn too bad.. not the press conf tho..n thats not what i was talkin abt.. :D

n yea did go fishin in Muscat, was in da 10th... caught the smallest fish in the lake :D :D :D (ok not guppy small but smaller than one wud imagine a 'caught fish to be').. after 2 hrs!! uncle said it was a bad day for fishing cos they dint catch anythin. gave that tiny thing to the cat in our buildin.

Vimal said...

it gets better. so you caught fish in a desert.

Messy Miracle said...

:D :D oh yeah 8)....
n i made my snow angel in Hyderabad... :D :D :D

...Story of My Life :P...

Vimal said...

and witnessing birth was watching a chicken hatching from an egg?

deluded said...

^^^

witnessing a birth.

now thats what I would call a messy miracle.

Messy Miracle said...

@Vimal: no dude :D i work in a hospital remember.. for humans :P... stumbled into the labour room by mistake with a frnd when v were lookng for a particular ward in a remote corner of the hospital... n deluded is right... very messy miracle.. :D one of the few times i wished i was a man... at that moment i wanted to be the one with the coin instead of BEING the vending machine.

but also watched my frnd's fish give birth so that counts too. :P

Arun said...

Fish lay eggs....they dont give birth.....i thought that was a very mammillian trait!!Anyway....would love to know more about the "thing that no woman has done before" story...did you get hit with a dudes catheter too??? or worse!!???

Messy Miracle said...

yea i know that too.. but sometimes if guppies keep the eggs inside them for longer n when they finally push em out thr r few babies that hatch n some eggs (friend has guppies.. now lotsa em).. trust me.. i saw it happen. :) even i was shocked.. kinda kicked my kiddy-biology classes in the balls!

Messy Miracle said...

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070726100125AAF9t7n

damn.. dint knw that..
hmm, at the rate my friend's guppies r gettin pregnant, i gotta tell him to watch for the dance..

Arun said...

Tactfully evaded the "thing that no woman has done before" question i see.....